The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell
Hi, ho the dairy-o, the farmer in the dell
The farmer takes a wife, the farmer takes a wife
Hi, ho the dairy-o, the farmer takes a wife
The wife takes a child...
The child takes a friend...
The friend takes a dog...
The dog takes a cat...
The cat takes a rat...
The rat takes the cheese...
The cheese stands alone...
Fastest Trick or Treater ![]()
(c)2000 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon
At the very crack of dawn with the cock-a-doodle-doo
If you lived within a mile youd hear a big "yahoo!"
It was Jason getting started, Halloween had come that day
And before you ate your toast he trick-or-treated Thunder Bay
Yes, he was the fastest...The very VERY fastest
He was the very fastest...Trick-or-treater in the world
When the clock said half past noon all Canada was done
So he headed for the border and by a half past one
Half of sunny California saw him running by
Hed trick-or-treat and grab a sweet in two blinks of an eye
By three, you see, he stopped for tea in southern Illinois
And as the sun began to set New Yorkers knew the boy
And later on as night time came, with bed time drawing near
Hed trick-or-treated every house in the Western Hemisphere!
Yes, he was...
At nine oclock with a knock-knock-knock he showed up at his door
"Hi mom, Im home." he shouted out. She fainted on the floor.
For in their tiny driveway and heading round the block
Were one hundred fifty seven thousand candy-hauling trucks
Jason called out to the trucks "Dump my candies on the lawn."
The hill had started growing after just two trucks had gone.
When fifty trucks had left their load in vain he cried out "stop"
But Jasons house was buried up to the chimney top
And soon there stood a mountain right where Jasons house had been.
Jason and his mom, alas, were nowhere to be seen
For theyre still underneath the mountain eating their way out
And sometimes at the dinner hour Jason starts to pout
"I'm tired of all all these sweets!" he says, "Take them from
my sight!"
"Eat dessert" his mother says, "or no vegetables tonight!"
Yes, he was the fastest...
Next Haloween just take your time, but if you feel like racin
Just be careful and remember what became of our friend Jason
For though to some a half-filled bag of candy is a curse
Talk to Jason and youll know it could be even worse.
Fe Fi Fo Fum ![]()
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(c)2000 Judy and David Gershon (SOCAN)
Fee fi fo fum. I smell the blood of an Englishman
It's kind of a scary thing to say
But I'm a giant, dig, so that's ok
Fee fi fo fum
fe fi fo fum
Fee fi fo fum
there's so much to be done
Gotta make a list of who to scare
It's kinda mean, but I don't care
Fee fi fo fum
fe fi fo fum
Give me a fe - fe - dont you mess around with me
Gibe me a fi - fi - dare you to look me in the eye
Give me a fo - theres something you should know
When you hear that fum, watch out baby, here I come
Fe fi fo fum... being nasty's kinda fun
Why scare somebody and make em cry?
Cause I'm a giant, man
that's why
Fee fi fo fum
fee fi fo fum
Fifth Floor (See
"On The Fifth Floor")
Fish History
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(c)2000 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon
Little tiny fish swimmin' in the water
Oh how lovely it must be
Unless of course you meet a pirhanna
You become fish history
Fish history...
Mean pirhanna king of the Bahama
Got nobody he fears to see
Unless a bird scoops him from above then
Another fishy become history
Birds fly high in the sky
That's what birds like to do
Till Mr. Hunter's gun shoot him from the air then
He makes that birdie into stew
Mr. Hunter is proud and mighty
He walks along the beach at night
Til a wave wash him to the ocean
Little fishy family gonna feast tonight
Five Little Blue Jays
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(c) 2004 All Together Now Entertainment
Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon (SOCAN)
Five little blue jays on a summer day
“I’m getting very tired,” says one blue jay
One will rest in a sleepy nest
Four in the sky, flying way up high
Five little blue jays on a summer day
“I’m getting very tired,” says one blue jay
Two now rest in a sleepy nest
Three in the sky, flying way up high
Five little blue jays on a summer day
“I’m getting very tired,” says one blue jay
Three now rest in a sleepy nest
Two in the sky, flying way up high
Five little blue jays on a summer day
“I’m getting very tired,” says one blue jay
Four now rest in a sleepy nest
One in the sky, flying way up high
Five little blue jays on a summer day
“I’m getting very tired,” says one blue jay
Five now rest in a sleepy nest
None in the sky, flying way up high
WAKE UP BLUE JAYS!
Now there are five in the sky, flying way up high
Five little blue jays on a summer day.
Five Spunky Monkeys
(c)2004 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon
Five spunky monkeys jumpin’ on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mamma called the doctor, the doctor said
No more monkeys jumpin’ on the bed
Five minus one is four.
Four spunky monkeys... (etc.)
One spunky monkey jumpin’ on the bed
Eating some banana bread
Another hungry monkey came along and said
Move on over, I’m getting on the bed
One plus one is two
Two spunky monkeys jumpin’ on the bed... (etc.)
Flying ![]()
(c)2000 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon
You let the world weigh you down
You let your troubles hold you to the ground
But you know theres a better way and theres no denying
Just imagine what could be
If you could let it all be truly free
Dont you think that the time has come that you started trying?
You could be flying (flying)
You could be flying (flying)
You could be flying (flying)
You could be flying
If you could see yourself up here, floating on the air
Youre already halfway there
Flying
So fill your mind with all the joy
Of a care-free little boy
And soon you will be gravity, defyin (you will be flying)
Jump on the back of the wind
And your journey will begin
To the never-land waiting over the horizon
You could be flying (flying)
Now let the magic of the fairies swirl around you
And take you up beyond the clouds that surround you
Flying, flying, flying, flying
Now you are flying (flying)
Now you are flying (flying)
Now you can feel yourself up here, floating on the air
Like a feather, like a prayer
Flying
Follow The Leader ![]()
(c)2000 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon
Follow the leader, it's a kinda crazy game
Someone does something silly and you try to do the same
Follow the leader, it's what you gotta do
Til you're the leader and they follow you
Instrumental (one person leads, another follows!)
Chorus
Instrumental (one person leads, another follows!)
Run all around, sit on the ground
Stick out your toungue, make a smile, make a frown
Act like the critters that are livin' in the zoo
Do anything you like and I'll do it too
Chorus
Instrumental (one person leads, another follows!)
Follow the Pattern
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(c) 2004 All Together Now Entertainment
Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon (SOCAN)
Follow the pattern, it's a kind of crazy game
Someone does something silly
And you try to do the same
Follow the pattern, it's what you want to do
‘Til you're the leader and they follow you
Sauce, cheese, mashed-potato…
Hop, stop, turn around…
Run all around, sit on the ground
Stick out your tongue, make a smile, make a frown
Act like the creatures who are living in the zoo
Pick any pattern you like and I'll do it too
Ribbet, Woof, La-la-la…
The Forest ![]()
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(c)2000 Judy and David Gershon (SOCAN)
I like to visit all my friends in the neighborhood
This big old town has got a way of makin' me feel good
But lots of buildings, lots of cars, they have got a way
To make me feel, that it ain't real
I've got to get away
(To ) the forest...That is where I want to be
The forest...Listen to the singing tree
The forest...Watch her wake and welcome me
The forest, the forest, the forest
The crickets hum a soft hello, birds take to the wing
Squirrels playin' hide and seek, like the first of spring
Wild flower peak on out, through the forest floor
You can watch it on tv, but me I want much more
The forest
The wind in the leaves
And the birds in the trees
And the trickle of the stream
In the forest of my dreams
In the forest...
Fraction Action
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(c)2004 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Words and Music by Judy and David Gershon
Fraction action. Get fraction satisfaction
Come on everybody sing
Fraction action. I got fraction attraction
Fractions are a part of everything
Take something and split it in two
Equal parts for me and you
I say that is a half, what's your reaction
Two parts that are just the same
A half is just another name
For each one of those parts, that's a fraction
Take something and split it in three
Equal parts for you and you and me
I say that is a third, what's your reaction
Three parts that are just the same
A third is just another name
For each one of those parts, that's a fraction
Take something and split it in four
Equal parts no less, no more
I say that is quarter, what's your reaction
Four parts that are just the same
A quarter is just another name
For each one of those parts, that's a fraction
30 minutes that's half an hour
50 cents that's a half a dollar
15 minutes that's a quarter of an hour
25 cents - a quarter of a dollar
20 minutes - a third of an hour
It all makes sense when you've got the power
Frère Jacques, frère Jacques
Dormez-vous, dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
Ding-dang-dong, ding-dang-dong
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping
Brother John, brother John
Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing
Ding-dang-dong, ding-dang-dong
Frog went a' courtin' he did ride, hmm (2x)
Frog went a' courtin he did ride
Sword and his pistol by his side, hmm
Rode right up to Miss Mouse's door, hmm (2x)
He rode right up to Miss Mouse's door
Gave three raps and a very loud roar, hmm
Said he, "Miss Mouse are you within?"...
..."Yes kind sir I sit and spin"
He took Miss Moussie on his knee...
Said, "Miss Mouse will you marry me?"
"Without my Uncle Rat's consent..."
"I wouldn't marry the president"
Uncle Rat he laughed and shook his fat sides...
To think his niece would be a bride
Uncle Rat went a runnin' down to town...
To buy his niece a wedding gown
Where shall the wedding supper be...
Way down yonder in a hollow tree
What shall the wedding supper be...
A fried mosquito and a black eyed pea
First to come in was a flying moth...
She laid out the table cloth
Next to come in, a juney bug...
A caryin' a water jug
Next to come in was a bumberly bee
Set his fiddle on his knee
Next to come in was a broken-backed flea
A dancin' a jig with the bumberly bee
Next to come in was Mrs. Cow
Tried to dance but didn't know how
Next to come in was a little black tick
He ate so much it made him sick
Next to come in was Dr. Fly
Said Mr. Tick would surely die
Next to come was a big black snake
He ate up all the wedding cake
Next to come in was an old grey cat
She swallowed the rat and ate up the rat
Mr. Frog went a jumpin' over the brook
A lily white duck came and swallowed him up
Little piece of corn bread lying on the shelf
If want any more you can sing it yourself
I was playin with my froggie in the bathtub
On one very cold and rainy day
I was playin with my froggie in the bathtub
When, woops, he jumped and got away
My froggie is swimmin' in the bathtub
If you've ever been sittin' there you'll know
So if you feel a little splash (Woo!)
Or hear a little croak (Ribbet!)
It's just my froggie doin' the backstroke
Someone thought they saw him in the laundry
Once he ate up half the cookie jar
But playing in the depths of the bathtub
It's his absolute favorite place by far
Well that is the story of my froggie
He may not ever be seen again
So when you're sittin in the bathtub
Doin what ya gotta do
Just remember my little song
And remember my froggie too.