PigMania Song Lyrics
All Words & Music By Judy
and David Gershon (SOCAN/ASCAP).
©2000 All Together Now Entertainment Inc.
Deep in a forest or high in the sky
A tale starts to unfold
See the bear, see the wolf
See the bird as she flies
Your favorite story is told
A fairy tale princess, a giant, a king
A dragon, a wizard, a troll
Put yourself in a story, you can be anything
Another story is told
Once upon a time, come with me I'll take you there
Once upon a time, so many stories that we can share
And who knows what we'll find?
Once upon a time
Over a rainbow or over the sea
There lies a pot of gold
So many treasures await you and me
So, come, let the story be told
Once upon a time…
Come here my little children
There's something you should know
And it might be hard to say it
But it's time I let it go
I am the mamma pig (you are the mamma pig)
I am the mamma pig (you are the mamma pig)
I am the mamma pig and what I say goes
And what I'm trying to say is... you gotta go
(We gotta go?)
Yep, you gotta go.
For years I've cleaned your mess
And fed you at the trough
I cleaned our little pig pen
And as if that weren't enough
Oh, I've loved you while you've grown
I made a happy home
But now that you're big
Full-grown adult pigs
You've really really really gotta go
I am the mamma pig (she is the mamma pig)…
Oh, hurts me more than you
There's nothing I can do
'Cause now that you're big
(Now that we're big)
Full-grown adult pigs
(Full-grown adult pigs)
You really really really really really gotta go
I am the mamma pig (she is the mamma pig)…
Oh I just love to eat my sweets
Or a double decker n' cheese
A crate of cotton candy
Any flavor that you please
A triple scoop of ice cream
Is so groovy, can you dig?
I love eatin' like a pig.
I could finish four thousand French fries
I love that greasy taste
Wash it down with diet pop
I gotta watch my waist
Then I try some apple pie
Like, make the slice real big
I love eatin' like a pig.
I could eat a dozen pizzas
Swallow watermelons whole
I eat ten pound chocolate cupcakes
'Cause they're good for my soul
All-you-can-eat-buffets make me do a little jig
'Cause I love eatin', I really love just eatin'
Yeah, I love eatin' like a pig.I'm building a house (I'm building a house)
With lots of bricks...
With solid walls...
That are strong and thick...
I'm building the house...
That I've planned and planned...
And made complete...
With my own two hands...
Yes, it's my house, it's my home
And wherever I may roam
I see all kinds of houses as big as can be
But my cozy little house is the one for me
Yes, it's my house…
My House - Woody
I'm building a house (I'm building a house)
With walls of wood...
Standing straight and tall...
Just like they should...
I'm building the house...
That I've planned and planned...
And made complete...
With my own two hands...
Yes, it's my house, it's my home
And wherever I may roam
I'll see all kinds of houses that are big as can be
But my cozy little house is the one for me
I'm like building a house (I'm building a house)
With straw for walls (with straw for walls)
Cuz' it's like totally soon (it's totally soon)
When the snow flakes fall (when the snow flakes fall)
I'm building a house (I'm building a house)
That I planned and planned – NOT! – (that I planned and planned)
But I made it complete (but I made it complete)
With my own two hands (with my own two hands)
It's my house, it's like my totally home
And wherever I may roam
I'll see all kinds of houses that are big as can be
But my cozy little house is the cool one for meIt's my house, it's my home
And wherever I may roam
I'll see all kinds of houses that are big as can be
But my cool kinda house is the one for me
I'm the Big Bad Wolf
And I've come to town
I do it every time I'm feelin' thinnerI'm the Big Bad Wolf
Maybe you could show me around
And perhaps you'd like to join me for dinner!?A-oo, I like to howl (a-ooo!)
A-oo, I like to bark at the moon (ruf-ruf-ruf)
A-oo, I like to scare those little piggies
And sing my big bad tune
SWINE OF MY LIFE:
… You are the swine of my life.WPIG THEME:
WPIG ALL PIG RADIO!
SLOP KING THEME:
The slop you want
The way you want it
At Slop King
The first little pig
Well, you know, he got away
And I know that I should never bear a grudge
But there used to be one pig
And now there are two
And to me they're better than vanilla fudge
A-oo, I like to howl (a-ooo!)
A-oo, I like to bark at the moon (ruf-ruf-ruf)
A-oo, I like to scare those little piggies
And sing my big bad tune
Those little pigs
Well, they tricked me twice
It's a good thing that I still have my pride
There used to be two pigs
And now there are three
And even bricks can't help them hide
A-oo, I like to howl (a-ooo!)
A-oo, I like to bark at the moon (ruf-ruf-ruf)
A-oo, I like to scare those little piggies
And sing my big bad tune
Don't Ever Mess With A Pig
You may think that pigs look funny
You may laugh because we're like so totally pink
You may chuckle at our curly little tails
But we're tougher than you think
You gotta show a little respect
To all swine, small or big
And though a pig can be a mess
I said don't you ever mess with a pig
Make all the pig jokes that you like
When the little piggies can't be found
Oh, but you'd better think twice if you ain't that nice
When the little piggy pals are around
Show a little respect…
Take your brothers and your sisters for a roll in the mud
Bring your mothers and your fathers too
Soon the whole wide world
Is swingin' with the swine
And playin' like the piggies do
Show a little respect…
So another story has come to an end
Words of sorrow and of laughter
So many more stories are out there my friend
In the happily ever after
Once upon a time, come with me I'll take you there
Once upon a time, so many stories that we can share
And who knows what we'll find
Once upon a time
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